Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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