forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Floor bacon is actually really good
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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