I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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