We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
