Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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