my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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