Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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