you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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