so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He has the fingertips of a God
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