Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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