i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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