But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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