just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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