Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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