just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
