i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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