it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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