May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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