sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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