How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
