Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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