I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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