Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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