Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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