The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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