i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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