i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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