Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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