New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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