Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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