Say something about gay babies.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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