Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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