Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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