awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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