Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
it glows. i had to have it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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