He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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