Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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