Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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