? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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