He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I don't deserve a penis
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I had to cum in my sink.
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