Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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