SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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