it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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