I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize