Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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