Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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