My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
