i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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