no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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