Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
