dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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