biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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