you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
God gave him joint rollers for hands
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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