Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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