Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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