if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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