I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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