Christians are straight up FREAKS
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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